SCORE!!! Sam had tweeted a couple of days back shortly after his escapade at the library with Charu.
His tweet was favourited by his many friends and some had spun curious and imaginative stories about what Sam could have scored.
Sam was homophobic and made no bones about his hate towards men who like their own kind.
“@HailLiverpool - Rumour has it that @Samy has been abducted by aliens and he has to fuck and #score as many women as possible to escape"
“@MokkaJoke - He seem to have developed a rare disease where all his body parts are revolting against the overworked Joe"
“@RowdyOnTheRoof - The disease makes his entire body go weird and horny. He is confused what to do with what"
“@MokkaJoke - Now he has to use his body parts and make out many girls, women, aunties, grannies as possible to find a way to get out"
“@RowdyOnTheRoof - @Samy Where the hell are you?"
“@MokkaJoke - He also has to figure out which of his body part gives him maximum sexual pleasure"
“@HailLiverpool - The catch is whenever he fucks he loses vital energy"
“@RowdyOnTheRoof - So @Samy has to kill the lady after, to restore his energy"
“@HailLiverpool - Each level he starts with an older women and then goes onto younger ones: P They are guarded by fierce body guards too"
“@HailLiverpool - The girls would all be seductive but after they fuck they would become aggressive and violent"
“@RowdyOnTheRoof - BREAKING NEWS!! #BBC says @Samy suddenly has realized that the girl he was merrily fucking was actually a BOYYY!!! :P"
“@MokkaJoke - LMAO:P:P"
“@HailLiverpool - Buhahaaaaaa ROFL"
Sam did not reply to any of their tweets. He had been busy with the JARVIS app that he was developing on the Android mobile OS platform.
Aditya aka @HailLiverpool sent an SMS to Sam.
“Dude! Where the fuck r you? Check the tweets ass"
Sam was disturbed and angry at the insinuating jokes directed at him. He especially hated the gay references. Sam was homophobic and made no bones about his hate towards men who like their own kind. But he was pleasantly surprised at the discussions around his sexual prowess and he believed that this might make him popular among girls.
“What the hell is wrong with you assholes?"
“I am so fuckin angry,"Sam messaged him back.
“If you care much, come on twitter and handle it yourself: P"
“Ok come on chat,"Aditya nudged him.
Sam remained silent briefly and then logged into FB chat.
"Where did you disappear?"
“Busy with college"
“What’s all the fuss?"
“So did you actually do it?
“And I am not telling you anything more. :P :P"
“So out with it"
“I should kick your ass first"
“But the conversation gave me good ideas for my JARVIS project"
“There is this concept called ‘polymorphous perversity’"
“It refers to the human ability to gain sexual pleasure outside socially accepted sexual behaviors"
“See, everyone wants a slave at his core"
“And what if it’s a sex slave"
“And an assistant"
“How can an app become a sex slave?"
“You cannot fuck the app, can you?"
“Maybe help you explore your body so that you get pleasure from all over"
“And also assist you in other daily chores"
“And she will not nag! ROFL"
“For once I am beginning to like your nerdiness"
“I am gonna be rich and super famous"
“You better take my autograph now itself…. He he!!!"
“Alright, can we get back to the topic please?"
“Actually I wanted to talk to someone… ha ha"
“She called if I was at the library. Then she landed up. As soon as she came, she acted weird"
“She had a problem with anything I said"
“I thought you are weird but she will put you to shame"
“She seduced him, made him undress on screen and completely rained on his parade"
“Can you believe this?"
“Once the guy was naked, she used the decoy software and took a video file that had some bikini clad old hags laugh at him"
“But that whole episode kinda turned me on.. he he"
“She is totally aggressive machan"
“And she changes her mood like a pendulum on coke"
“But I should definitely tell you…she is so hot"
“I did kinda join in; well it was funny looking at the kid’s reaction and disappointment"
“Then she started crying da"
“I then placed my hands on her thigh…just to comfort her ok!"
“She came and leaned towards me. She was still crying."
“I couldn’t stop looking at her breasts. The shirt that she was wearing was tight and really accentuated her curves"
“Felt nice da machan"
“Then she started making sounds what sounded like a moaning cry"
“I was completely taken up. Her breasts were firm da"
“Then she started crying again" “Tears came down like a waterfall. She said that she felt miserable and felt like a whore"
“I didn’t know what to do. I removed my hand from inside her shirt. I placed both my hands on her cheeks and assured her that I would be there for her. And that we were lovers and we could share everything"
“She rested her head on my chest and I hugged her. We remained there like that for some couple of minutes"
“You know she has this sudden spurt of energy, which is quite unnerving"
“She literally jumped off the chair and took my hand and swiftly walked to the back of the library"
“I wasn’t sure what might happen"
“Truth be told, I was so turned on and horny then, I so wanted to fuck her"
“But I was not in charge"
“She knew this place. She came straight for this room"
“She is such a good kisser you know, tongue and all, machaan!!!"
“I am like what the heck is happening"
“I said what happened?"
“She swallowed my dick and started sucking slightly aggressive"
“I was more consumed by anxiety and I am not sure if it was pleasurable"
“I didn’t know what to do, but slightly began to like it"
“She knew it man!!"
“She was goodddd!!!"
“She took her shirt and left"
“Before I could realize what had happened, she was gone"
“I pulled up my pants and ran behind"
“Just didn’t find her"
“I was also feeling very hurt and angry"
“Think you are in love"
“For your own good"
“She spells trouble"